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CHRISTEENE (NSFW)

At Siege’s Mardi Gras birthday party a couple weekends ago I met a sweet lovely boy named Paul from Austin, Texas. Paul was in town for a bunch of Christeene shows, his performance moniker. I heard Christeene was a crazy ass bitch, but after meeting him out of character I was convinced it couldn’t be too raunchy.

I was wrong.

Christeene being carried out by his dancers

I liked it so nice, I saw Christeene twice.

Ass Up

Ass Down

Both shows were with Big Freedia, who I think actually showed less ass than Christeene (no easy feat). As she would say; WURK DAT STANKHOLE GIRRRLLL. You killed it! Make sure to come back to see us in NYC real soon.

Want some more (you dirty whore)? Check out the video below:

Stay tuned for more images from SXSW, coming soon!

x O x

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Filed under Music, Photography, Sexy Time, Vacation, Work

Geisha Gals

Came across an amazing flickr stream featuring scans from someone’s personal collection of antique Japanese photos. Included are some of my favorites geishas, all hand painted photos from the early 1900’s.

If you’re into Japanese history or hilarious insane old men, you should check out this guy’s flickr profile: http://www.flickr.com/people/24443965@N08/

Truly amazing.

Many of these he found while working in Japan during WWII, and it’s clear the guy knows his stuff (and probably hasn’t been the same since the war). In case you aren’t convinced to check out his bio, read this excerpt ( in reference to his captions) and then see how you feel.

ALSO BE FOREWARNED THAT…..

(1) FOR HALF OF THE PHOTOS I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT,

AND….

(2) FOR THE OTHER HALF OF THE PHOTOS I MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF TRYING TO EXPLAIN THINGS THAT I DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE ABOUT….KILLING TIME WITH SOME RIDICULOUS FICTION THAT SOME OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAR AND FEATHER ME FOR.

THIS SITUATION BENEFITS YOU, THE VIEWER BY ALLOWING YOU TO CLAIM THAT ANYTHING YOU DISAGREE WITH BELONGS TO THE SECOND CATEGORY — THUS GIVING YOU GOOD REASON TO ADD YOUR OWN ESTEEMED COMMENTS AND CORRECTIONS UNDER THE PHOTO.

HOWEVER…. ANY DUMB COMMENTS THAT MATCH OR EXCEED MY OWN IGNORANCE ARE SUBJECT TO GETTING MOCKED, SLAPPED, OR SPOOFED IN ONE OF MY CRIMINALLY VERBOSE COMEBACKS. IF MY RETORTS TO YOUR BLITHERING NONSENSE OFFEND YOU, YOU MAY CHALLENGE ME TO A DUEL.

IN SUCH A CASE, I WILL (1) IMMEDIATELY ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, AND (2) AT THE TIME AND PLACE APPOINTED, I WILL DEFINITELY NOT SHOW UP !!!

By the way, I just burned Dale Carnegie’s book “How to Win Friends & Influence People“, after driving a railroad spike through it, and dousing it with gasoline.

 

Either way, this dude is the man. Enjoy!

xx O

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I like you.

Vtg Madonna- Lui Magazine

Eniko ❤

More vtg Madonna action

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The Bomb

….shell.

Here, a few of my favorites:


I love the dichotomy of demure yet in-your-face sexuality of these vintage photos. From various sources.

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